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Chapter Five … Emily & Chuck Norris - a heated encounter
… Emily slapped the coin from his outstretched hand, sending it flying into the shrubbery. “We don’t want your blood money!”
Chuck Norris sighed, his eyes narrowing, then he suddenly reached out and grabbed Emily by her bodice string that, unbeknownst to her, had become untied and hung loosely from her dress. The lace tightened immediately as he pulled her towards him like a dog on a tether. Emily winced with surprise and embarrassment, her green eyes ablaze.
He leaned close to her, breathing softly in her ear, making Emily almost lose her balance and certainly some sense. He paused just long enough to catch her off guard in anticipation, when he said, “You might want to keep the girls tied up,” and he tightened the lace and tied a knot.
Her face flushed and she slapped him hard on the cheek. Chuck Norris grabbed her by her red hair and planted a kiss on her lips, long and sensual. When he released his grip, she was reeling, wild eyed as a scurvy dog.
“Take them away!” he ordered with a wave of his hand.
The buccaneer escorts grabbed the women’s wrists and roughly pulled them towards the path. Emily turned her head and caught the captain’s eye.
“Now I know why they call you Sea Wolf. I think you are despicable!” she yelled at the top of her lungs. She quickly looked to Jill, a look of terror in her eyes as they were dragged down the pathway.
Chuck Norris smiled, as he heard his crew laughing from afar; this was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. If circumstances were different, he would have asked her to join him. But he hadn’t even found out her name…
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