"Gregory knew a thing or two about women, the most important of which was that it was always a good idea to befriend the friend, provided they were friends, and not just that odd thing women did where they pretend to be friends and were actually just waiting for the perfect moment to knife each other in the ribs."
On the Day to the Wedding by Julia Quinn (via sweetbaginaaaah)
Ah Jesus. Look, I know your first instinct is that bitches ain’t shit, Julia Quinn, but if you have friends who you want to stab you need to reexamine your life. This is a public service announcement from stfuromancenovels.
Also, don’t befriend your wish-she-was-your-girlfriend’s friends in an effort to get closer to her. That’s some weird shit.